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Also - when Noah set his animals loose after the flood - he told them
to go forth and multiply.
In his daily wanderings he happened across two snakes who were
totally sad, dejected and lonely among all the other delighted
animals frolicking with their progeny.
Said Noah - " Why so glum and why no kids?"
Said the snakes - "You told us to multiply - but we're adders"
(drum riff please!)