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Einstein speaks on Politics. Again.



[For US listmembers, a critical evaluation of the candidates,
with a word from Einstein for nominal on-topic content]

... Why did the chicken cross the road?

VICE PRESIDENT GORE
I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now.
I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road!
I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.

GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road.
I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide.
The government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get
across the road.

SENATOR LIEBERMAN
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in
his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no
chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own
way.

SECRETARY CHENEY
Chickens are big-time because they have wings.
They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road.

They don't need help crossing the road.
In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.

RALPH NADER
Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire
makers.
Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire makers to create the
need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an
advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
"other
side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my friends,
that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as
plain and simple as that.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes!
The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC> >
That chicken never belonged in our country, so we killed it and burned
his village.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook -and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
"chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?

GEORGE BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

Please remember to VOTE on Tuesday November 7th ~ Thank you :-)
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brian whatcott <inet@intellisys.net> Altus OK
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