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Re: Ahh Science.



Date: Thu, 28 Aug 1997 23:17:28 -0400
From: Hugh Haskell <hhaskell@mindspring.com>

Daniel MacIsaac forwarded the following illuminating message:

This attachment was sent as file (File name not found)
It was saved in file 19470000 ATTCHMNT A

Note: One or more attachments were saved to your personal
storage ("A" disk). Most programs and documents sent
from a PC will need to be downloaded to a PC to be
usable; select the BINARY option of your file
transfer program.

If you know the attachment was plain text, but it is
now unreadable, it may need translation from ASCII
to EBCDIC. If it was saved as "README TXT A", the
command would be "A2ETEXT README TXT A".

Now isn't that enough to warm the cockles of Mr. Bill's heart. Deciphering
it could keep most of the nation's IS managers occupied for days. Who says
Mr. Bill isn't the world's greatest humanitarian in addition to being the
world's richest person? From his empire has flowed the greatest welfare
program (for IS professionals) in the history of philanthropy. And it even
looks good to the advocates of "workfare." If we leave him alone long
enough he could solve the problems of the world. There will be more than
enough work for everyone in the world, just trying to make sense out of the
gibberish that is generated by the software he produces.

Huh? That's straight from an IBM mainframe: no MS contamination possible.
(I don't recognize the specific dialect.)

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Phil Parker Email: pparker@twsuvm.uc.twsu.edu
Math. Dept., Wichita St. Univ. Fax: 316-978-3748
I find [in mathematics] a wonderful beauty. This is no science,
this is art, where equations fall away to elements like resolving
chords, and where always prevails a symmetry either explicit or
multiplex, but always of a crystalline serenity.
---Turjan of Miir (Jack Vance)