[Phys-l] Physics joke. Was: Fwd: [tap-l] A neighbor needs help

[Bernard Cleyet <bernardcleyet@redshift.com>]

In cleaning up I found this oldie.



Apparently not forwarded --For the non physicists:   If you don't understand it, view the page linked below.

bc




Begin forwarded message:

> From: "Krishna Chowdary" <chowdark@gmail.com>
> Date: 2008, January 29, 13:01:42 PST
> To: tap-l@lists.ncsu.edu
> Subject: Re: [tap-l] A neighbor needs help
> Reply-To: tap-l@lists.ncsu.edu
>
> On Jan 29, 2008 10:36 AM, Wolfgang Rueckner <rueckner@fas.harvard.edu> wrote:
> > I just calls 'em as I sees 'em
>
> In one of those strange twists of coincidence, this reminds of joke I
> read recently.
>
> WARNING #1:  PHILOSOPHY CONTENT.  OR PHYSICS CONTENT.  DEPENDS.
> WARNING #2:  WARNING #1 PREPARES YOU FOR RELATIVE HUMOR LEVEL.
>
> Three umpires are asked how they judge pitches.
>
> One says, "I calls 'em as I sees 'em."
>
> The second says, "I calls 'em as they is."
>
> The third says, "they ain't until I calls 'em."
>
> -Krishna






























John Wheeler and the Umpires


http://www.centauri-dreams.org/?p=1824