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Re: [Phys-l] "Ask Marilyn"



When I was little, I took it for granted that deer could read. But the "Falling Rock Zone" signs were a real puzzler...
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From: phys-l-bounces@carnot.physics.buffalo.edu [phys-l-bounces@carnot.physics.buffalo.edu] on behalf of Marty Weiss [martweiss@comcast.net]
Sent: Sunday, January 02, 2011 4:43 PM
To: Forum for Physics Educators
Subject: Re: [Phys-l] "Ask Marilyn"

I think all of you are being too analytical with this column. Marilyn is a self-described "savant". Her column is something to be read or glanced at weekly and quickly discarded. In this case, she doesn't mean "unanswerable" in the scientific sense. Not at all! It was meant to be a humorous column with questions she received from people that are so silly they don't have, nor do they deserve any answers.

So, why is every getting all bent out of shape over questions like,
As I travel the highways, I notice signs that read "Deer Crossing." How do
the deer know to cross at those signs?—Ovilla, Tex.

Why are the Three Musketeers always depicted with swords? Why not
muskets?—Burbank, Calif.

I think she chose these strictly for their inanity. They were probably real, typically stupid, questions actually sent in by readers who read this column in Parade magazine and typify the average person in this country. That's what she meant by "unanswerable."

What we should be worried about is the average person who reads this column and the whole magazine... that person we have often discussed here who knows little or no science, never paid attention in class (whether it was history, geography, or science), who couldn't care less about academics, and who can watch as they act stupidly on the many "judge shows" that air daily on cable tv. These are the same people who can discuss the merits of Bret Farve vs Michael Vick, but who can't name a single Justice on the Supreme Court.

Most of her weekly questions are from readers which usually contain some sort of actual query about some phenomenon which might have real answers. Sometimes she poses an old-fashioned brain-twister and challenges the readers to give an answer (answers shown upside down or on a separate page.) These often include lists of words which have some common thread, lists of numbers with some common formula, or questions about consumer math where you have to figure out the cost of some items in the supermarket.

By the way, Parade magazine is a "feel-good" parakeet-cage filler that comes with almost every Sunday paper in America. The usual stories contain such thought-provoking tales such as "Oprah's 50 ways to lose weight." or "Why I believe in Santa Claus." Once in a while they have a decent recipe that I cut out and try-out for dinner. Otherwise, it is not very informative at all. (Sort of on the order of a slightly less weighty version of USA Today.)

Marty



On Jan 2, 2011, at 3:48 PM, Hugh Haskell wrote:

Sorry to all the non-newspaper readers out there. It never occurred
to me that there were some who didn't see Parade Magazine every week.
I've never been near a newspaper that doesn't carry Parade, so it
just wasn't on my radar that everyone wouldn't be able to see it.

Unfortunately, they don't include her current column on the Parade
web site so I couldn't get a link to the column, but Pete Lohstreter
has posted the questions, most of which I would have taken as a joke,
if the had not been introduced by this rather inane paragraph:

"Some of my reader's questions would confound the Oracle of Delphi!
Here's a selection of recent unanswerable ones worth pondering
anyway."

Look at the questions that Pete posted and tell me why the "world's
smartest person" should find any of them unanswerable. Inane? Maybe.
Ignorant? Probably. But unanswerable? Not likely.

Hugh
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Hugh Haskell
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It isn't easy being green.

--Kermit Lagrenouille
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