Answers !

[Mary and Bill Allsopp <callsopp@WORLDNET.ATT.NET>]

< Science teachers around the country have submitted their students'
best answers to test questions. Here are just a few:

 The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top
and you  sit on the bottom.

 You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came
to getting hit. And just in case you don't hear it, you got hit, so
never mind.

 Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.

 Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't why
you should.

 When oxygen is combined with anything, heat is given off. This is known
as constipation.

 As the rain forests in the Amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians.

 Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin.
Hydrogin is gin and water.

 The largest mammals are to be found in the sea because there is no
where else to put them. >>