A legendary former faculty member at this College once had this story told about him:
Student walks into his office, throws lab report on the desk and complains, "I worked 4 hours on this report, and all you gave me was a D." To which the reply was, "I'm sorry. You should have been able to get a D with only an hour's work."
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"Contraceptives no more cause sex than umbrellas cause rain. "
- Nicolas Kristof
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Dr. George Spagna
Physics Department
Randolph-Macon College
P.O. Box 5005
Ashland, VA 23005-5505