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I sometimes interchange "the majority of American society" (whose
What do you mean by "we", Kemosabe?
A panda walks into a bar. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun
and fires two shots in the air.
"Hey, what are you doing? Where are you going?" asks the confused waiter,
as the panda walks towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated
wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an
explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China.
Eats, shoots and leaves."