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Re: [Phys-l] SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST



So, like many evolutionists, you have been "bought" by a giant
conglomerate (Mars). How then can we find your conclusions credible?

:-)

Bob at PC

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bounces@carnot.physics.buffalo.edu] On Behalf Of Bernard Cleyet
Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2008 10:21 PM
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Subject: [Phys-l] SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST



CRAIGSLIST - Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my
duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a
species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure,
squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That
is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner
gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher,
and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized
that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense
theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to
be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra
strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its
environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the
strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one
as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A
Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along
with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a
free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I
have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of
hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/409930561.html

bc thinks this guy (?) thinks he's god.

p.s. Panzer to UnderNews
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