New Metric system units

[Herbert H Gottlieb <herbgottlieb@JUNO.COM>]

 -Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

 -2000 pounds of Chinese soup: won ton

 -millionth of a mouthwash:  microscope

 -Time measurement while slipping on a peel  bananosecond

 -Evangelist mass measurement: billigram

 -Time to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:  knot-furlong

 -365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer filling:   lite year

 -Half of an intestine: semicolon

 -Lethal pain:  kilohurtz

 -Basic unit of laryngitis:  hoarsepower

 -Shortest distance between two jokes:  straight line

 -453.6 gram crackers:  pound cake

 -1 million-million microphones:  megaphone

 -half a million bicycles:  megacycle

 -10 cards::  decacards

 -impact measurement of fruit falling from a fig tree:  Fig Newton

 -1000 grams of wet socks:  literhosen

 -1 millionth of a fish:  microfiche

 -1 trillion pins:  terrapin

 -10 rations: decoration

 -100 rations: C-ration

 -2 monograms:  diagram


  -2.4  miles of surgical tubing  - IV league