FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS
UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK
Researchers Shocked to Finally Find Virus That Email App
Doesn't Like
Atlanta, Ga. (SatireWire.com) Scientists at the Centers for
Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center
today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread
by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first
time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus.