At the (considerable) risk of appearing immodest (not to mention
of being torn to shreds), I herewith present:
"Mallinckrodt's Laws of motion"
M0 = "Within *any* chosen reference frame, the gravitational field
at each position is equivalent to the instantaneous
acceleration of a freely falling particle at the same position."
M1 = "The gravitational force on a particle is equal to the product
of the particle's mass and the gravitational field at the
position of the particle."
M2 = N2
M3 = N3
Deep breath ...
Locating fire extinguisher ...
Sitting down ...
Pressing "send ke