Re: current density? (Angels)

["L. R. Cartwright (Larry)" <physics@SCNC.CPS.K12.MI.US>]

> > > Joseph Bellina wrote:
> > > Not to broaden the issue to much, but how many angels can fit on the
> > > head of a pin  :-)
> > Mark Sylvester wrote:
> > You mean, "What is the maximum permissible surface angel density?"
> Chuck Britton wrote:
> Has it been experimentally verified that angels are in fact quantized?

Funny you guys brought this up right now, just as I am working on my
monograph which will convincingly demonstrate that the cold dark matter
presently causing consternation among astronomers and cosmologists is
actually:  Angels!

Look for it in AJP later this year.  Or maybe I will bypass the journals
and go where the money is:  tabloids!

I wish I could give you more details right now, but I don't want one of
you beating me to the Nobel.  Just trust me when I say, this is going to
be the coup de grace for the Big Bang Theory.  The revelation that 90% of
galactic mass is contributed by Angels is the masterstroke that will turn
Burbidge-Hoyle-Narlikar quasi-steady-state cosmology into everyone's new
best friend.

You think Doppler is a big deal?  Wait until you hear the details of
seraphim-shifting and cherubim-emission spectra!  One last tempting
celestial tidbit:  the good soul winds up in a galactic halo, but
slimeballs go to black holes.  Makin' a list, checkin' it twice, gonna
find out ...

Best wishes,

Larry

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