Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking through
Washington looking for any kind of guidance.
He walks up to the Washington Monument, looks up and says, "George, you were
always wise, what should I do?"
Low and behold, a voice comes down from above and says,
"ABOLISH THE I.R.S. AND START OVER."
Clinton, is amazed that he is talking to the past President and thinks he'll
try it again. He walks over to the Jefferson Memorial and utters the same
request. "Thomas, you never had these kinds of problems, what can I do to
rally people behind me?"
Again a voice from above answers,
"WELFARE, ITS NOT WORKING, ABOLISH IT, START OVER."
After hearing this, Clinton is so excited he goes to all the historic sites
for guidance. Next he visits the Lincoln Memorial. "Abe, I need your help,
people are losing confidence in me and they no longer trust me what should I
do?"
After a substantial pause Abe responds,
"TAKE THE DAY OFF -- GO TO THE THEATER."